There's a vampire in the West Wing. Will America make it to the light of (Inauguration) Day?
From "American Carnage" to ... American carnage.
The former Nissan chairman was arrested in Tokyo, but escaped Japan in a private jet. Hollywood should make what I'm calling 'Ghosn's Eleven'!
We need to start translating trending topics into the language of love more often.
Liberal MP Julia Banks quit the government today, putting it further into minority. Gives new meaning to the phrase 'doing a Banksy'.
IF we have to have gambling ads on the Sydney Opera House, we might as well annoy Gladys with some ads of our own.
It's easy to see why.
Trump can't find his pants; Kellyanne's missing a tooth. You do the math.
Carry-on luggage, carry-off passengers - what do you guys in Marketing think?
I'm a model, ya know what I mean?
SA PREMIER Jay Weatherill served up smokin' hot Frydenburgers at a press conference today.
Here comes the train.
The new name will be "Hi Guys"
Come back at the weekend
With apologies to the original. RIP.
How did Clive Palmer get his mug on the new $5 note?
Malcolm Turnbull was not happy with the photos of Julia Gillard on the White House walls.
The return of Malcolm Turnbull means Australia is about to have a new prime minister yet again.
Might as well change the Parra colours #Hayne
THIS, this, this, this is my product.
Joe Hockey's Budget was a straight-up horror show.
The wide release of "The Interview" was cancelled after hackers threatened Sony's NYC premiere. Look who's a player now ...
BACK to the futile ... the NBN is set to crawl at 88 bytes per hour under Turnbull's copper wire plan.
Introducing: Les Miserabella. She heard the people sing.
Look out for Pixar's next Nemo sequel: Finding Ammo
Kanye, Kanye, Kanye ...
KEVIN 07 became Kevin 007 today.
Rugby league fans have been waiting for this.
FANTASY NRL Rabbitohs fan have a new logo today.
Victorian Premier Ted Baillieu has resigned; he'll now be known as Ted-Ex.
The world's most famous bike race became the "Tour de Farce" after it stripped Lance Armstrong of the seven titles he won between 1999 and 2005.
LONDON 2012: NINE CUTS BACK TO POOL DURING JAVELIN FINAL BECAUSE AN AUSSIE WAS OPERATING THE KREEPY KRAULY
This is the original of the cartoon you may have seen around the internet.
Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has grounded the entire fleet in a war with the unions.
All aboard the good ship ALP ...
First Japan releases nuclear waste into the ocean. Then Osama bin Laden is buried at sea. Result? An awesome monster movie!
Thanks to Mike Bowers for the idea
Wikileaks, eat your heart out. A new website, ContikiLeaks, means what goes on tour no longer stays on tour.
Sarah O'Hare announced the wrong model as the winner of Australia's Next Top Model. Whoops.
Aussies know to look at the cereal.
After massive drug cheating allegations, AFL and NRL clubs have turned to Disney and Warner Bros for an image overhaul.