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Rewind the tape
There’s a vampire in the West Wing
From “American Carnage” to … actual American carnage.
The former Nissan chairman was arrested in Tokyo, but escaped Japan in a private jet. Hollywood should make what I’m calling ‘Ghosn’s Eleven’!
We need to start translating hashtags into Italian more often.
Liberal MP Julia Banks quit the government today, putting it further into minority. She gives new meaning to the phrase ‘doing a Banksy’.
Although Trump is making Nixon look better by the minute.
Trump can’t find his pants, Kellyanne’s missing a tooth—you do the maths.
“Carry-on luggage, carry-off passengers—what do you think of our new slogan?”
Jared Kushner wore a blazer for his Iraq troop visit—as you do.
SA PREMIER Jay Weatherill served up smokin' hot Frydenburgers at a press conference today.
Here comes the train.
New name will be “Hi Guys”
Come back another day
With apologies to the original. RIP.
How did Clive Palmer get his mug on the new $5 note?
The new-ish PM was not happy with the photos of Julia Gillard on the White House walls.
The return of Malcolm Turnbull means Australia is about to have a new prime minister yet again.
Might as well change the Parra colours #Hayne
“Say my name”
Joe Hockey’s Budget was a step to the right.
I want to be Frank Underwood, that is. Riiiiibs, Freddy!
The wide release of “The Interview” was cancelled after hackers threatened Sony’s NYC premiere. Look who’s a player now …
Turnbull’s copper wire plan is yeah, nah, not very good at all.
“Les Miserabella” heard the people sing.
Look out for Pixar’s next Nemo sequel: Finding Ammo
Kanye, Kanye, Kanye …
KEVIN 07 became Kevin 007 today.
Rugby league fans have been waiting for this.
A new logo for Fantasy Football.
The Victorian premier will now be known as Ted-Ex.
Tour de France organisers cancelled Lance Armstrong’s seven titles in response.
This is the original of the cartoon that went viral.
‘Living alone, I think of all the friends I’ve known’
Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has grounded the entire fleet in a war with the unions.
All aboard the good ship ALP …
First Japan leaks nuclear waste into the ocean. Then Osama bin Laden is buried at sea. Result? An awesome monster movie!
Gillard returns from the US. (Thanks to Mike Bowers for the idea.)
What goes on tour no longer stays on tour.
Sarah O’Hare announced the wrong model as the winner of Australia’s Next Top Model.
Aussies know to look at the cereal.
After massive drug cheating allegations, AFL and NRL clubs have turned to Disney and Warner Bros for an image overhaul.