Digital Art
NFT sales coming soon
Holy Golden Droid
Worshipped
Blockbuster: TRON
Rewind the tape
Twilight: Breaking America
There’s a vampire in the West Wing
Trump’s long kiss goodnight
From “American Carnage” to … actual American carnage.
Carlos Ghosn’s Japan escape should be a heist movie
The former Nissan chairman was arrested in Tokyo, but escaped Japan in a private jet. Hollywood should make what I’m calling ‘Ghosn’s Eleven’!
Megxit in Italian: Harryvederci
We need to start translating hashtags into Italian more often.
Julia Banks-y quits LNP
Liberal MP Julia Banks quit the government today, putting it further into minority. She gives new meaning to the phrase ‘doing a Banksy’.
Nixon Despairs
Although Trump is making Nixon look better by the minute.
White House doesn’t look like ‘Hangover’ scene: Trump
Trump can’t find his pants, Kellyanne’s missing a tooth—you do the maths.
United Airlines drags man off plane
“Carry-on luggage, carry-off passengers—what do you think of our new slogan?”
The Fog of Dior
Jared Kushner wore a blazer for his Iraq troop visit—as you do.
Frydenburned: Weatherill delivers scorcher
SA PREMIER Jay Weatherill served up smokin' hot Frydenburgers at a press conference today.
‘Tony the Tank Engine is coming to git ya’: source
Here comes the train.
JB Hi-Fi to acquire the Good Guys
New name will be “Hi Guys”
Pokemon Go Away
Come back another day
Prince joins David Bowie in the stars
With apologies to the original. RIP.
Fivers to become ‘clivers’
How did Clive Palmer get his mug on the new $5 note?
Obama promises Turnbull the pics will be taken down
The new-ish PM was not happy with the photos of Julia Gillard on the White House walls.
Returnbull
The return of Malcolm Turnbull means Australia is about to have a new prime minister yet again.
The San Francisco 49-Eels
Might as well change the Parra colours #Hayne
‘Good government starts today’: Abbott
“Say my name”
The Hockey Horror Picture Show
Joe Hockey’s Budget was a step to the right.
‘I want to be frank’: Turnbull
I want to be Frank Underwood, that is. Riiiiibs, Freddy!
Kim Jong-un cancels Sony premiere
The wide release of “The Interview” was cancelled after hackers threatened Sony’s NYC premiere. Look who’s a player now …
Back to the Futile: NBN hits 88 bytes per hour
Turnbull’s copper wire plan is yeah, nah, not very good at all.
Sophie Mirabella loses seat
“Les Miserabella” heard the people sing.
US bombs Great Barrier Reef (yes really)
Look out for Pixar’s next Nemo sequel: Finding Ammo
Kanye interrupts royal birth
Kanye, Kanye, Kanye …
Rudd shoots down Gillard
KEVIN 07 became Kevin 007 today.
A Tom Waterhouse bet we’d like to see
Rugby league fans have been waiting for this.
NRL Fantasy Football
A new logo for Fantasy Football.
Ted Baillieu resigns
The Victorian premier will now be known as Ted-Ex.
Le Tour de Farce: Armstrong admits cheating
Tour de France organisers cancelled Lance Armstrong’s seven titles in response.
How Tony Abbott will win the election
This is the original of the cartoon that went viral.
Don’t wanna be Obama self: Gillard
‘Living alone, I think of all the friends I’ve known’
Qantas vs unions
Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has grounded the entire fleet in a war with the unions.
My heart will go on
All aboard the good ship ALP …
Osama vs Fukushima movie gets (neon) green light
First Japan leaks nuclear waste into the ocean. Then Osama bin Laden is buried at sea. Result? An awesome monster movie!
Star Spangled Ranga
Gillard returns from the US. (Thanks to Mike Bowers for the idea.)
ContikiLeaks: ‘WikiLeaks for backpackers’
What goes on tour no longer stays on tour.
Australia’s Next Top Shemozzle
Sarah O’Hare announced the wrong model as the winner of Australia’s Next Top Model.
Proof Tony Stark is Iron Man
Aussies know to look at the cereal.
Disney cleans up NRL, AFL scandals
After massive drug cheating allegations, AFL and NRL clubs have turned to Disney and Warner Bros for an image overhaul.